We have been engaged for a whole year.
And we're not even married yet.
C'mon!
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Friendship test
Attention, people!
We've noticed from our blogstats that a few of you -- we aren't going to say who, because we don't play like that, Tony -- have not been checking this blog for updates every day. Traffic has declined dramatically since our last post, on October 15, 2007.
We are very, very disappointed in you. Not cool.
What if we had used this blog to announce something very important, such as a wedding location change or one of our deaths or that it was going to be an all-nude wedding? What then? How embarrassing would it have been for you to show up at the wrong location for a dead person's wedding in clothes??? Mortifying.
Fortunately for all of you, we are kind and generous souls. To wit: this post, a warning. Please endeavor to check in here at least once, probably two or three times, a day from here on out, in order to ensure that you remain fully abreast of all relevant details pertaining to the Happiest Day of Your Life, Josh and Kelly's wedding. (Hey, all that's at stake is OUR FRIENDSHIP.)
For those few esteemed persons among you who have taken the mere handful of seconds it takes to check this blog regularly -- we have one very dedicated fan at the University of Arkansas, according to our visitor IP address data (as well as the pictures he's been sending -- please stop, kid) -- we offer this special Top Secret Reward Code, redeemable for one (1) bridesmaid of indeterminate sobriety or free entry to the National Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame in Hayward, Wisconsin:
XOBEARS08/WEARENAMINGOURCATJONHOUGHTON
To redeem, send this code in the subject of an email to either the bride or groom, along with your $25 PayPal entry fee. (Reminder: All that's at stake is OUR FRIENDSHIP.)
Good luck! Be sure to check the blog regularly! Our next cat could be named after you!
Love,
Josh and Kelly
We've noticed from our blogstats that a few of you -- we aren't going to say who, because we don't play like that, Tony -- have not been checking this blog for updates every day. Traffic has declined dramatically since our last post, on October 15, 2007.
We are very, very disappointed in you. Not cool.
What if we had used this blog to announce something very important, such as a wedding location change or one of our deaths or that it was going to be an all-nude wedding? What then? How embarrassing would it have been for you to show up at the wrong location for a dead person's wedding in clothes??? Mortifying.
Fortunately for all of you, we are kind and generous souls. To wit: this post, a warning. Please endeavor to check in here at least once, probably two or three times, a day from here on out, in order to ensure that you remain fully abreast of all relevant details pertaining to the Happiest Day of Your Life, Josh and Kelly's wedding. (Hey, all that's at stake is OUR FRIENDSHIP.)
For those few esteemed persons among you who have taken the mere handful of seconds it takes to check this blog regularly -- we have one very dedicated fan at the University of Arkansas, according to our visitor IP address data (as well as the pictures he's been sending -- please stop, kid) -- we offer this special Top Secret Reward Code, redeemable for one (1) bridesmaid of indeterminate sobriety or free entry to the National Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame in Hayward, Wisconsin:
XOBEARS08/WEARENAMINGOURCATJONHOUGHTON
To redeem, send this code in the subject of an email to either the bride or groom, along with your $25 PayPal entry fee. (Reminder: All that's at stake is OUR FRIENDSHIP.)
Good luck! Be sure to check the blog regularly! Our next cat could be named after you!
Love,
Josh and Kelly
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