What Color is Your Chuppa?

Perhaps some of you in the audience have read or know someone who has read What Color Is Your Parachute? If you have read it, you've probably asked yourself, Hey, where was that kind of helpful, down-to-earth advice for me when I was trying to plan my wedding? But never fear. After the divorce comes through and you meet a new Mr. or Mrs. Right, you can use this fantastic quiz designed by an actual wedding planner* to get a feel for what sort of wedding you're dreaming of, and make that dream come true! Just follow the simple instructions:

1. Take quiz
2. Plan wedding

Ready? Here you go!

The Highly Effective, Somewhat Entertaining Wedding Style Quiz (Results Ensured)

My first priority for the wedding is:
A. To share a special moment with those closest to me.
B. To allow people from different parts of our lives to meet and celebrate.
C. Having a superfantastic fun time.
D. Other: ___________________________________________________

List 5 adjectives that you would like to describe your ceremony and reception (note: "monkeylicious" is not an acceptable adjective).
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At my wedding, I most want guests to be:
A. A part of a meaningful tradition.
B. Surrounded by luxury, beauty and elegance.
C. Relaxed and happy.
D. Entertained.

List 3 things about the wedding preparation that you are most looking forward to:
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List 3 things about the wedding celebration itself that you are most looking forward to.
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Fill in the blank with at least 3 examples: "When people hear I'm getting married, they expect _______, but it's just not what I want."
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My thoughts on wedding etiquette are:
A. I want to know the rules; I want to follow the rules.
B. I'm interested in getting the full story, but some modern twists are fine.
C. It's barely spellable and barely relevant.

If you had to guess at the 5 things that are most important to your affianced re: the wedding, what would you say? List in order, with 1 being the most important to said future life partner.
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Imagine your ideal wedding. Identify 3 specific images that come to mind.
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As a bride, I want to look:
A. Elegant.
B. Sexy.
C. Like a pretty pretty princess.
D. I don't care or haven't thought much about it.

Who is the most stressful to deal with re: wedding planning?
A. The to-be in-laws
B. The parentes
C. Fiancé/fiancée
D. Other: ______________________________

List 5 people who have been most supportive of your engagement and wedding planning. Exclude anyone who has used their lunch hour to draft you a wedding style quiz, as they will mentally add themselves to the list.
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In the words of the late, great Rachael Ray, how easy is that? Now that I've filled out this quiz, I know that I want a wedding with an open bar, a Ferrari cake, and a performance by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies. Believe me, that's a lot more than I knew before I took the quiz. Thanks, actual wedding planner*!

*No actual wedding planners were involved in making this quiz. A few lawyers were harmed, though.